I am a fan of the New York Football Giants. They are a horrible franchise and have been for 10 years. (Yes, they were 11-5 in 2016, but that was a fucking fluke.) No matter the level of shady drafting, poor coaching, shitty playcalling, bad execution and general incompetence, I still watch this group of bumbling idiots and overpaid, often-talentless losers. WHY??? Why do I do this to myself???
Wishing you a big haul from Santa, lots of booze in your cabinet, wins for your sports teams, and a pox on your enemies. You all earned it. Enjoy.
..like some bitch buying 10 Amazon gift cards in the express lane and wanting a separate receipt for each one while 10 people wait behind her. Including me. It’s called GUEST SERVICES for a reason, ya stupid cunt.