Farts in a Jar

elf in jar fart

Man, are we ever doing it wrong! A “star” from 90 Day Fiance has been farting into jars and selling them for $1,000 each! I fart like 50 fucking times a day. Why didn’t I think of this?

I mean, the idea did eventually backfire (sorry, couldn’t resist) on her, but at almost $52,000 per week, fuck yes! Totally worth it.

I’m gonna go look for some jars now.